Somebody come have sex with me and cuddle in bed all day and only get up to walk to Mac’s to buy slushies and candy

jameslovestitlefight:

I love this so much someone please take me Toronto

Does anyone want to have drunk, regrettable sex with me? I csn guarantee it’ll be just a little too emotional and I will go home and cry when it’s finished

I want breakfast….where is breakfast?

someone put food in my faceĀ